Yeah, holy what da f#@k! What kind of entity would leave behind such disgusting evidence of its existence? None that you’d want to share a transit bus with, that’s for sure. Let alone permit so close to your person as to appear, er, connected to you. Know what I mean?
Hey, don’t tell me you actually know someone animal enough to dump left-overs with such reckless disregard for innocents who just might chance by, including children. You do? What did it look like? How did it smell? Did it have wings? Fangs? Was it bat-faced? Ever been near its, er, hole?
Let’s face it: even rats would steer clear of an animal this filthy! But we know animals don’t leave stuff like that behind. They gobble up everything that faintly resembles food. Or they take it underground to their nests. Yes, indeed, there’s much we humans could learn from crabs and the other supposed lesser creatures with whom we share Dirt City!