Airing Dirty Laundry

I think it’s safe to say that this exasperated victim of repeated clothes-napping is at the end of his or her rope. It takes a heck of a lot to have to erect a sign in your yard pleading with the offenders and would-be robbers to allow a load of laundry to dry in peace, without the threat of being ripped away from its breezy home. Sadly, this effort seems as futile as when our very leader made the same plea to Christmas bandits to give the people a break. Anyone else remember that?     Because it appears to have slipped his mind. But considering how selfie-obsessed and shameless our society has gotten, don’t be surprised if a photo of the culprits, wearing the ill-gotten gains, turns up on a social media site near you.